Into The Singularity

recent log from #uoit/dclug on irc.freenode.net


(01:00:05) Sunborn: Microsoft Knowledge Base Article - 145978
(01:00:13) Sunborn: XCLN: Shiva Does Not Always Prompt to Hang Up Connection
(01:00:42) Sunborn: "The diety you have reach is no longer in service, please hang up and try your call again."
(01:00:54) Sunborn: http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=145978
(01:01:27) Sunborn: Microsoft Knowledge Base Article - 178748
(01:01:35) Sunborn: SMS: SATAN Causes High Memory Utilization in WUSER32
(01:02:11) Sunborn: "MS is now turning to spiritualists to revive their software"
(01:02:23) Sunborn: http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=178748
(01:09:41) Sunborn: Microsoft Knowledge Base Article - 133357
(01:09:44) Sunborn: Differences Between Temporary and Permanent Relationships
(01:10:25) Sunborn: "Microsoft now claims to know how to fix your relationship problems, I would just buy her more RAM"
(01:10:37) Sunborn: http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=133357
(01:15:57) Sunborn: Microsoft Knowledge Base Article - 261186
(01:16:12) Sunborn: Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music
(01:16:45) Sunborn: "WTF?"
(01:16:52) Sunborn: http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=261186
(01:25:57) Sunborn: Microsoft Knowledge Base Article - 130379
(01:26:06) Sunborn: Repeating ALT+TAB, ALT+ENTER, or ALT+ESC Corrupts Display
(01:26:25) Sunborn: "RESOLUTION: Do not press ALT+TAB, ALT+ENTER, or ALT+ESC repeatedly...."
(01:26:37) Sunborn: http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=130379
(01:29:19) Sunborn: Microsoft Knowledge Base Article - 226971
(01:29:27) Sunborn: OLEXP: Outlook Express Sends Message Repeatedly
(01:30:37) Sunborn: "This issue can occur if your computer has a low amount of free disk space." "wft?"
(01:30:46) Sunborn: http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=226971
(01:31:27) Sunborn: Microsoft Knowledge Base Article - 268262
(01:31:41) Sunborn: Sound Repeats When You Press CTRL+ALT+DEL
(01:32:09) Sunborn: "RESOLUTION: ignore the repeating sound until you can click Cancel."
(01:32:16) Sunborn: http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=268262

It turns out it was just me doing the highlights of Microsoft's stupid fixes. Meh.