Friday, October 29, 2004
So all my midterms are done, thank the South Wind. Well I have Philosophy of Religion but it is not even worth studying for. So I am going to sleep, party and play computer games. This makes me happy, well except the gnawing feeling I really did bad in differentials. Oh well, C is for credit. I just hope I get one.
Sunday, October 24, 2004
I had a great post done up and boom, I hit the wrong button, and gone. That is the only problem with using web-based anything. I kinda cringe if this is the way of the future.
Tuesday, October 12, 2004
I am so happy today, I just read the Tenant Protection Act of 1997 and it doesn't exclude student residences (at least the one I am living in). I am so freaking happy. Those bastards down at the front desk are going to crap themselves when they hear this. There are so many things wrong with the contract now.
Thursday, October 07, 2004
So I was thinking (rather than sleeping) and thought praticalism is a bad name for a religion, I am now thinking along the lines of Utilitarianism III. Why three, it sets us apart from those non-religious other people who like useful things. Also, it is cool, and all religions should have cool name.
I also found out that the bastard that made the universal live church already made a religion based on google. Fucker, I wil ask him to join and if he says no, then I will form my own free googler's sect.
I also found out that the bastard that made the universal live church already made a religion based on google. Fucker, I wil ask him to join and if he says no, then I will form my own free googler's sect.
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
So I am thinking of forming two new religions. Here we go:
Practicalism
A manufactured religion that espouses claiming everything is a religious sacrement and therefore above law. While recognizing the rational limits laws set on religion, Practicalism would espouse the benifits of other religions and therefore make them sacrements.
Googleism
Worship of our new search engine overlords. The corporation that is Google is the incarnation of heaven on earth. Is it any co-incidence that if you removed the first three letter of "Google" (three being the mathematical representation of Heaven, 3= perfect number) and add the fourth letter of the alphabet (four being the mathematical representaion of Earth, 4=North,East,South,West) "d" you get Good. Hail our Google overlords!
More to come on these to new religions.
Practicalism
A manufactured religion that espouses claiming everything is a religious sacrement and therefore above law. While recognizing the rational limits laws set on religion, Practicalism would espouse the benifits of other religions and therefore make them sacrements.
Googleism
Worship of our new search engine overlords. The corporation that is Google is the incarnation of heaven on earth. Is it any co-incidence that if you removed the first three letter of "Google" (three being the mathematical representation of Heaven, 3= perfect number) and add the fourth letter of the alphabet (four being the mathematical representaion of Earth, 4=North,East,South,West) "d" you get Good. Hail our Google overlords!
More to come on these to new religions.
Friday, October 01, 2004
Highlights from this year's Ig nobel prizes include:
- A disturbing study showing that the suicide rates for whites in US metropolitan areas is higher in cities where more country music is played on the radio earned the Ig Nobel prize in Medicine for Steven Stack of Wayne State in Detroit and James Gundlach of Auburn University in Alabama.
- the Coca-Cola Company of Great Britain for using purification and taste-enhancement chemistry to transform tap water into an expensive bottled water called Dasani - in the process producing bromates, which are carcinogenic and forced the company to recall the water