Wednesday, October 06, 2004
So I am thinking of forming two new religions. Here we go:
Practicalism
A manufactured religion that espouses claiming everything is a religious sacrement and therefore above law. While recognizing the rational limits laws set on religion, Practicalism would espouse the benifits of other religions and therefore make them sacrements.
Googleism
Worship of our new search engine overlords. The corporation that is Google is the incarnation of heaven on earth. Is it any co-incidence that if you removed the first three letter of "Google" (three being the mathematical representation of Heaven, 3= perfect number) and add the fourth letter of the alphabet (four being the mathematical representaion of Earth, 4=North,East,South,West) "d" you get Good. Hail our Google overlords!
More to come on these to new religions.
Practicalism
A manufactured religion that espouses claiming everything is a religious sacrement and therefore above law. While recognizing the rational limits laws set on religion, Practicalism would espouse the benifits of other religions and therefore make them sacrements.
Googleism
Worship of our new search engine overlords. The corporation that is Google is the incarnation of heaven on earth. Is it any co-incidence that if you removed the first three letter of "Google" (three being the mathematical representation of Heaven, 3= perfect number) and add the fourth letter of the alphabet (four being the mathematical representaion of Earth, 4=North,East,South,West) "d" you get Good. Hail our Google overlords!
More to come on these to new religions.
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