Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Once there was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time is called the Dark Ages.

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - - Stephen Roberts

Psalm 137:9: Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

"A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider godfearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, believing that he has the gods on his side." -- Aristotle, "Politics"

Old Yiddish proverb: "If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides."

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope. -- P.J. O'Rourke

"I don't believe in God for the same reason I don't believe in Mother Goose." -- Clarence Darrow

Hindu speaking to a "Born again" christian:
"Of course I am born again. And again and again and again."

"The only difference between God and Adolf Hitler is that God is more proficient at genocide."

What a f iend we have in Jesus!

Trinity -- a three for one sale on deities

Absolute power corrupts absolutely;
God is all-powerful.
Draw your own conclusions

etc. ad nausium

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